Oh, well drat. … Help!
You know, quite honestly we're not a very big operation at the Risqué Commune. Still, that doesn't mean we take our members for granted. One of the first things we made a priority was a 24-7 customer support line. We don't expect you to keep our schedule, because we certainly can't keep up with all of yours. So whatever time you're on the Internet, if you have a question, we're here to help. If your password doesn't work all of a sudden, or you have a question about one of the postings, we're here to help. If you've ordered from our catalogue, you can check the status on that. Even if you want to cancel we'll help you. We'll miss you, but we'll still help.
It's very important to us to be available for questions or comments ... so we're here 24 hours to serve you! If you need assistance with your membership, contact our customer service department by calling:
Or by email: firstname.lastname@example.org.
Of course, if you’re just looking around to learn more about Kylie (and us), she’d love to have you come along for the ride — as it were.
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